Now that's what I call "A WHITEWASH"
We were totally and completely stuffed, it would have been less humiliating if we'd turned up with sick notes from our mums
"Please Mr Lehman, England can't play games today, he has a tummy upset."
Credit must go to the Aussies for their play, very begrudgingly, they played really, really well and taught us rule no.1, always kick your opponent when he's down.
Seriously, Australia, well done guys.
Now I'm sat here with the 2014 summer cricket schedule and a credit card. Do I buy test match tickets for the summer? You bet I do.
COME ON ENGLAND